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A hit sitcom built on often-raunchy material, starring Charlie Sheen and, later, Ashton Kutcher begins with the premise of a Malibu bachelor (Sheen) whose life is disrupted when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him. In the ninth season, Kutc (more…)

Premiered: September 22, 2003

Rating: TV-PG

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Ashton Kutcher Hints Charlie Sheen Will Return for Two and a Half Men's Series Finale

Ashton Kutcher appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show Friday, where he might've accidentally…

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CBS Sets Premiere Dates for CSI: Cyber and Battle Creek, Series Finale for Two and a Half Men

CSI: Cyber and Battle Creek will make their series debuts in March, CBS announced Friday.

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Thu Jan 29 3:00pm
Don't Worry, Speed Racer(Season 4, Episode 13) FX

Alan confronts Judith when Jake mentions that he hears his mom and Herb (Ryan Stiles) having sex; Charlie discovers that he's repressed his own memory involving his mom and a sexual partner. Hiroshi: Sab Shimono.

Thu Jan 29 3:30pm
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami(Season 4, Episode 14) FX

Charlie's new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields) seems uncannily like Alan, which prompts Charlie to try and fix them up with the hope that they'll fall in love---and he'll get rid of Alan. Vanessa: Deprise D. Brescia. Eva: Carly Thomas.

Thu Jan 29 9:01pm
A Beer-Battered Rip-OffNew(Season 12, Episode 12) CBS

Walden worries about Louis and the adoption process when Alan breaks up with the social worker in hopes of getting back together with Lyndsey.

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