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A kind of `Cosby' or `Father Knows Best' for the times, about a trucking-company executive, his wife and their three kids in suburban Connecticut. A steady performer for ABC, `Wife' ranges from issue-oriented to slapstick. It's very much the vision of star (more…)

Premiered: March 28, 2001

Rating: TV-PG

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Mon Feb 2 7:58am
The Anniversary Present(Season 4, Episode 17) OXYGN

It's the Kyles' 19th anniversary, and Michael and Jay are busy one-upping each other in the gift department. Meanwhile, Franklin's teaching the gastronomically challenged Claire how to cook so she can prepare a fancy French dish for the anniversary dinner (more…)

Mon Feb 2 8:30am
Illegal Smile(Season 4, Episode 18) OXYGN

Jay wants to look younger and Michael wants to lose his “devious look” before a traffic-court date, so they visit a dermatologist, and it's smiles all around. Big Guy: Lou Ferrigno. Officer: Kevin Knotts. Dr. Tortoni: Joey Vassallo. Judge: Susan Peretz (more…)

Mon Feb 2 9:00am
Outbreak Monkey(Season 4, Episode 19) OXYGN

The NBA's LeBron James has a cameo in an episode in which all the Kyles catch the flu. Well, everyone but Michael, who goes to absurd lengths to stay healthy because he doesn't want to miss James' NBA debut at Madison Square Garden, for which Michael has s (more…)

Mon Feb 2 9:30am
Empty Nest(Season 4, Episode 20) OXYGN

Part 1 of two: None of the kids is at home, giving Michael and Jay a chance to reminisce (via clips from past episodes) about their brood: Claire, Kady and Jr.

Tue Feb 3 2:30am
Illegal Smile(Season 4, Episode 18) OXYGN

Jay wants to look younger and Michael wants to lose his “devious look” before a traffic-court date, so they visit a dermatologist, and it's smiles all around. Big Guy: Lou Ferrigno. Officer: Kevin Knotts. Dr. Tortoni: Joey Vassallo. Judge: Susan Peretz (more…)

Tue Feb 3 7:58am
Outbreak Monkey(Season 4, Episode 19) OXYGN

The NBA's LeBron James has a cameo in an episode in which all the Kyles catch the flu. Well, everyone but Michael, who goes to absurd lengths to stay healthy because he doesn't want to miss James' NBA debut at Madison Square Garden, for which Michael has s (more…)

Tue Feb 3 8:30am
Empty Nest(Season 4, Episode 20) OXYGN

Part 1 of two: None of the kids is at home, giving Michael and Jay a chance to reminisce (via clips from past episodes) about their brood: Claire, Kady and Jr.

Tue Feb 3 9:00am
Empty Nest(Season 4, Episode 21) OXYGN

The conclusion of a two-part highlight episode features clips of Michael's “minor glitches” and Jay's concern about her weight. Lou Rawls has a cameo as a physician.

Tue Feb 3 9:30am
Calvin Comes to Stay(Season 4, Episode 22) OXYGN

Vanessa's parents have a fight and her father (Rasta) needs a place to stay, so he lands on the Kyles. He's an unusual houseguest, to put it mildly. Meanwhile, Franklin (Noah Gray-Cabey) has cracked the lottery. Unfortunately, he must rely on Jr. to buy th (more…)

Wed Feb 4 2:00am
Empty Nest(Season 4, Episode 21) OXYGN

The conclusion of a two-part highlight episode features clips of Michael's “minor glitches” and Jay's concern about her weight. Lou Rawls has a cameo as a physician.

Wed Feb 4 2:30am
Calvin Comes to Stay(Season 4, Episode 22) OXYGN

Vanessa's parents have a fight and her father (Rasta) needs a place to stay, so he lands on the Kyles. He's an unusual houseguest, to put it mildly. Meanwhile, Franklin (Noah Gray-Cabey) has cracked the lottery. Unfortunately, he must rely on Jr. to buy th (more…)

Wed Feb 4 7:58am
Calvin Goes to Work(Season 4, Episode 23) OXYGN

Calvin (Rasta) goes to work at Kyle Trucking---well, not work, exactly, but Michael does feel as though he must hire his future in-law. Meanwhile, Claire has a science paper due on cold fusion, a topic about which she knows little and cares less. So she as (more…)

Wed Feb 4 8:30am
Romantic Night(Season 4, Episode 24) OXYGN

Michael has plans for a romantic getaway with Jay, but when Jr. foils that, they settle for a romantic evening at home. Hurdle No. 1: getting the kids out of the house. And that turns out to be the easy part.

Wed Feb 4 9:00am
The Director(Season 4, Episode 25) OXYGN

Michael's so excited about a basketball game he's watching on TV that he accidentally tapes over Kady's first steps. What to do? Reenact them, with the reluctant assistance of Franklin (Noah Gray-Cabey). Stevie: Taylor Negron.

Wed Feb 4 9:30am
The Maid(Season 4, Episode 26) OXYGN

Betty White guest stars as the maid Jay hires to replace her while she's away in Florida. Jay might have it tough when she returns, because the woman's an excellent cook and seamstress. She's also uncommonly adept at auto mechanics and TV repair. She can e (more…)

Thu Feb 5 7:58am
The Director(Season 4, Episode 25) OXYGN

Michael's so excited about a basketball game he's watching on TV that he accidentally tapes over Kady's first steps. What to do? Reenact them, with the reluctant assistance of Franklin (Noah Gray-Cabey). Stevie: Taylor Negron.

Thu Feb 5 8:30am
The Maid(Season 4, Episode 26) OXYGN

Betty White guest stars as the maid Jay hires to replace her while she's away in Florida. Jay might have it tough when she returns, because the woman's an excellent cook and seamstress. She's also uncommonly adept at auto mechanics and TV repair. She can e (more…)

Thu Feb 5 9:00am
Hand Model(Season 4, Episode 27) OXYGN

Michael doesn't think that modeling's a wise career choice for Claire, but when an agent (Carole Davis) tells him he has the perfect equipment to be a hand model, he thinks it's fine for him. Meanwhile, Kady's spending time with a girl named Rachel (Lilian (more…)

Thu Feb 5 9:30am
What Do You Know?(Season 4, Episode 28) OXYGN

It's “game night” at the Kyle house, but it isn't exactly fun and games when the couples play “What Do You Know?” “What You Don't Know” would be more like it. “There's this weird energy here,” moans Michael. Vanessa: Brooklyn Sudano. Jasmin (more…)

Fri Feb 6 7:58am
What Do You Know?(Season 4, Episode 28) OXYGN

It's “game night” at the Kyle house, but it isn't exactly fun and games when the couples play “What Do You Know?” “What You Don't Know” would be more like it. “There's this weird energy here,” moans Michael. Vanessa: Brooklyn Sudano. Jasmin (more…)

Fri Feb 6 8:30am
The Baby(Season 4, Episode 29) OXYGN

Part 1 of two. Vanessa (Brooklyn Sudano) is more than a little bit pregnant. In fact, she's a week overdue. She wants a natural childbirth at home, presided over by a new-agey midwife named Summer Breeze (Kelly Coffield). Fat chance of that happening. Mean (more…)

Fri Feb 6 9:00am
The Baby(Season 4, Episode 30) OXYGN

Conclusion. Following Vanessa's false labor (and the chaos it caused), Michael scripts a “game plan” for the real thing. “This has to work like clockwork,” he declares. Meanwhile, Claire and Kady, having made up, go off on a shopping spree together (more…)

Fri Feb 6 9:30am
Fantasy Camp(Season 5, Episode 1) OXYGN

Part 1. Michael is obsessed with the prospect of going one-on-one with Michael Jordan at a Las Vegas basketball fantasy camp. Wayne Newton has a cameo in the episode, in which the entire Kyle klan joins Michael in Vegas. Slobodan: Nick Von Esmarch.

Sat Feb 7 2:30am
The Baby(Season 4, Episode 29) OXYGN

Part 1 of two. Vanessa (Brooklyn Sudano) is more than a little bit pregnant. In fact, she's a week overdue. She wants a natural childbirth at home, presided over by a new-agey midwife named Summer Breeze (Kelly Coffield). Fat chance of that happening. Mean (more…)

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