Food Network has announced a March 19 premiere date for Season 2 of The Next Food Network Star, in which eight kitchen magicians vie to land a cooking show on the network. On March 15 Bravo will in turn debut Top Chef, a reality competition giving a dozen chefs a shot at culinary stardom. Mike Ausiello and I just taped an appearance on Food Network Star, so we know which one y'all will definitely be watching/saving to high-quality videotape, right? Right? Uh, Mom?