Question: So I was watching a rival channel's pre-Emmy coverage and over the host's shoulder I saw you! I screamed, "It's Michael Ausiello!" At that point, I knew that when I was more interested in seeing you than looking at Debra Messing's dress, I had serious problems. I then proceeded to retrain my brain with a little game I call "Celebrity or Not a Celebrity." I am now cured.

Answer: Hey, you be nice to Debra Messing.