If you watched any of Kill Reality, then you probably knew what you were getting into with The Scorned. But unfortunately it seems like all the drama was on the behind-the-scenes show and little made it to the actual film, which ended up looking like a bigger-budget college film. There is a reason most of these people are reality stars: They just aren't actors. The only two people who showed any range were The Amazing Race's buffed up Reichen, who played straight almost convincingly, and Survivor's moptopped Ethan, who just landed the best role as a nearly incomprehensible crazy person. Did you catch the "witty" dialogue? "The keg has spoken." I love Rob C., so I expected a little better, but I got a Halloween trick instead of a treat. AC

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