Three new releases one courtesy of the miracle of greed are sitting pretty atop Billboard's album chart: Mary J. Blige scored her third No. 1 bow with The Breakthrough, Jamie "But Can He Sing? Oh Yes, He Can!" Foxx followed, and sakes alive! The latest album by the late but still Notorious B.I.G. (not to be confused with Notorious P.A.T.) came in third. Hope you people will appreciate my guest-editing as much after I croak.