Can't you think of any other ...

Question: Can't you think of any other word to use besides "scoop"? Incidentally, I don't think you're all that funny. Your shtick is getting old.Answer: Yeah, my copy editors have been begging me to come up with some new shtick alternatives for the word scoop, but I'm at a loss. Got any suggestions? Send 'em in! And I'm going to ignore the second part of your question, 'cause sticks and stones may break my bones, but names make me cry like a 2-year-old sitting in soiled Huggies.