On Monday's season finale of The Bachelorette, it was revealed that JoJo Fletcher is now officially engaged to Jordan Rodgers. Rodgers commemorated the reveal with an Instagram post of a photo of himself and Fletcher on the beach in Thailand, moments after he proposed. Accompanying the photo is a long, effusive caption with normal sentiments like "@joelle_fletcher I love you more than anything! You are the most amazing woman on this planet, you are my best friend, and my rock."
But towards the end it takes a strange turn: "Here's to the next 100 years, and a 100 more after that, because no amount of time is ever long enough to spend with the love of your life," he writes.
Does Jordan Rodgers think he and JoJo are going to live for over 200 years? Because currently that's not medically possible.
Perhaps Jordan knows something the rest of us don't. He did co-found a "nutrition and lifestyle company," so he knows about health and wellness. Maybe he's done his research and has figured out the right Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen-style combination of lifestyle elements to prolong his life longer than anyone before. Or maybe he and JoJo are going to do Peter Thiel-style vampiric blood transfusions. Jordan's going to do whatever he can to make these 15 minutes last forever.
Or maybe Jordan is just bad at social media.
When you look back at your life it's those little moments when one decision completely changes the course of your life. A few months ago I took a leap of faith that took me on a journey that lead me to the love of my life. @joelle_fletcher I love you more than anything! You are the most amazing woman on this planet, you are my best friend, and my rock. You are the best thing I wake up to in the morning and the last thing on my mind at night. Today is not the start of our love story, it's the start of a new chapter. I have grown to love you more and more with every passing day. I loved reliving the greatest day of our life tonight. The day we decided to take on the world together. To be fully committed to each other for the rest of our lives. That seems like a long time, but already I know it won't be nearly long enough. I never grow tired of laughing, crying, living, and loving with you, and I never will. Here's to the next 100 years, and a 100 more after that, because no amount of time is ever long enough to spend with the love of your life. You are my everything, and I'm so ready to marry you and do life with you!!