The Bachelorette's Jordan Rodgers Seems to Think He's Going to Live for 200 Years

On Monday's season finale of The Bachelorette, it was revealed that JoJo Fletcher is now officially engaged to Jordan Rodgers. Rodgers commemorated the reveal with an Instagram post of a photo of himself and Fletcher on the beach in Thailand, moments after he proposed. Accompanying the photo is a long, effusive caption with normal sentiments like "@joelle_fletcher I love you more than anything! You are the most amazing woman on this planet, you are my best friend, and my rock."

But towards the end it takes a strange turn: "Here's to the next 100 years, and a 100 more after that, because no amount of time is ever long enough to spend with the love of your life," he writes.

Does Jordan Rodgers think he and JoJo are going to live for over 200 years? Because currently that's not medically possible.

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Perhaps Jordan knows something the rest of us don't. He did co-found a "nutrition and lifestyle company," so he knows about health and wellness. Maybe he's done his research and has figured out the right Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen-style combination of lifestyle elements to prolong his life longer than anyone before. Or maybe he and JoJo are going to do Peter Thiel-style vampiric blood transfusions. Jordan's going to do whatever he can to make these 15 minutes last forever.

Or maybe Jordan is just bad at social media.