Never one to pull punches, radio bad boy Howard Stern called Cindy Margolis's new variety show "a nightmare" during a Monday morning on-air rant. "I'm the target audience and I couldn't even get through it," he said. "Do you think she honestly thinks that TV show's any good? God, she must be whacked out of her skull. I don't know what they were thinking." Sounds like somebody needs to remind Stern that his Saturday night show has been marketed as a companion to The Cindy Margolis Show by CBS's syndication arms Eyemark and King World.