Question: I can't stand your column you love yourself too much. Got Alias scoop? Thanks.

Answer: Way to butter me up, Ash. Bradley Cooper is definitely on board for the 100th episode, which will find a witness-protected Will getting sucked back into Syd's drama-filled world just as he's about to ******* ** *** *** **********. (And yes, each asterisk corresponds to a letter.) Also, as I reported in last Friday's Ausiello Report, Gina Torres' evil Espinosa will also return for the 100th to wreak more havoc on Syd. (For more on the landmark episode, as well as the series finale, check out this Friday's Ausiello Report, featuring my complete interview with Jeff Pinkner. Trust me, Alias fans, you won't want to miss it.)