Question: I don't know who's more anxious about the beloved Smurfs coming out on DVD, you or me. Any news on that date?

Answer: This is an easy one: I'm more anxious. Trust me. As far as a date, it's slated to "street" on Feb. 26 three days after a certain spoiler whore's birthday. Do I have to draw you a map from my Amazon wish list to your shopping cart? 'Cause I will.