And I'm telling you... who it is, right now. Beyoncé, whose apparently tireless publicist should be (if not is) in line to win a Nobel Prize, pours herself into a yellow and pink bikini for the cover of this year's Sports Illustrated swimsuit spectacular. The cover line touts, "The Dreamgirl as You've Never Seen Her." (Meaning not posing for photographers on a red carpet?)

According to the AP, the swimsuit annual features a music theme, as the barely clad models drape themselves on the likes of Kanye West, Aerosmith, Gnarls Barkley and Panic! at the Disco.