It's true: Nice guys do finish last. I'm talking, of course, about Tuesday's two-hour Amazing Race finale, in which our favorite long-distance lovers, Kris and Jon, lost the $1 million grand prize to bickering models Freddy and Kendra. On the bright side, at least they weren't beat by that hellish Hagden, er Hayden and her long-suffering boyfriend — I'm sorry, fiancéAaron. That's right, after putting up with her crap for 40,000 miles, across four continents and in 24 cities, the walking doormat got on bended knee and proposed to Ms. Manners at the final pit stop. Now that's amazing.