IN RELATED NEWS...
Toothless homewreckers in Ohio will have to find another candidate to support in the upcoming senate election. Jerry Springer has decided against running for the state's senate seat, believing voters wouldn't be able to distinguish the candidate from the talk show host. "As long as I'm doing that show," he says, "my message, no matter how sincere and no matter how heartfelt, does not get through to the people I need to reach."