And we think we've got some wackos in the office. Two highfalutin' Israeli politicos are at each other's throats, and over what? Among other things, one's wife stands accused of plotting to get the other's assistant canned after being denied a meet-and-greet with Madonna when the singer visited the country last year. Apparently, the Madge fan wasn't satisfied with her consolation prize — a personal phone call from Martika.