Question: I want to buy the new issue of TV Guide magazine with Gilmore Girls on the cover, but I live in Australia. Help! — Carla

Ausiello: I normally don't do this sort of thing, Carla, but I'll go ahead and process your order myself. Let's see... A single copy of TV Guide magazine sets you back $2.79 U.S. — $5.58 U.S. assuming you want both the Lorelai/Luke and Rory/Logan covers. After factoring in current exchange rates, shipping costs and a small handling fee, your total comes to $265 Australian. Go ahead and place the cash in an envelope and mail it to TV Guide's New York offices, attention Michael Ausiello. Because apparently, I have to do everything around here.