Question: Will you go to prom with me? — Amanda

Ausiello: If I'm free, you bet! My rates are $200 for the first hour and $300 for every hour after that. An all-nighter will set you back $1600. And let me make something clear: Any fees that I accept are for my time only. Anything that occurs between the two of us is based on the strict understanding that it will be a matter of coincidence and choice between two consenting adults.