Question: If Papa Smurf gets on a train going 50 miles per hour and Animal from the Muppets gets on about 20 miles into the trip and starts relentlessly hitting Papa Smurf with his drumsticks, how much later will it be if Papa Smurf is thrown off the train 20 miles after Animal gets on? — Lola Strickland

Ausiello: A-ha — another trick question. Papa travels by snail.