Question: This 31-year-old man wonders if you are one of us? — David B.

Ausiello: Not anymore, Dave. I lost all of that weight by my first year of college. And I'm proud to say I have kept it off ever since. Speaking of which, if anyone associated with Balance Bars, Soy Crisps or Boca Burgers is reading this, I'm available to be a spokesperson. I assure you my Before and After pics are extremely compelling, and therefore worth every penny.