Question: This is the first time I checked out this column and it does not even compare to Matt Roush's. What? Thought I was going to compliment you? Sorry. Matt Roush's column actually has substance and depth. He answers normal questions that actually matter to TV fans. All you do is fill your column up with useless crap and stupid, unfunny humor. Thanks for being the lowlight of my day. — Jordan

Ausiello: This probably explains why Matt has an office and I don't.