Question: Patricia Arquette, best actress in a drama series? What the f---?!?!

Answer: Don't even get me started. The whole thing was made more troubling by the fact that I flat-out told Glenn Close at a pre-Emmy bash Saturday night that she "so had it in the bag it wasn't even funny." To which she replied, "That makes me more nervous when you say that." I've really got to learn to keep my big trap shut.