Onstage: Wrapping It Up: The Night's Biggest Honors

9:49: Ah, Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson, a couple I didn't ever want to see again, on or off screen. Apparently there's a movie studio that disagrees with me on that one. 9:51: Daniel Day-Lewis wins for Best Actor in a Leading Role. And he looks about 150 years younger than his character in There Will Be Blood. That's how good he is. His waiter tuxedo, not so much. 9:53: Lewis dedicates his award to Heath Ledger. 9:55: Forest Whitaker says "chanteuse." It's like Rolling Stone writers are penning this stuff. Man, I should have made this a drinking game. 9:56: Julie Christie takes it home for Female Actor in a Leading Role. Angelina's still got Brad. Blanchett makes revenge plans. 9:58: Christie reminds us that labor unions are awesome. I'm actually surprised that the level of union glorification tonight has been so low. 10:00: Tom Cruise is holding the envelope for Best Ensemble in a Motion Picture. Obviously the cats over at Best Week Ever who've been mocking him all month haven't hampered his drive. 10:01: No Country for Old Men wins. Honestly, I don't think anyone deserved it more. 10:02: Josh Brolin accepts the award for the cast and slips "cornucopia" into his speech. There's my cue to take a drink. Of Dr. Pepper. 10:02:30: Brolin: "Especially this year... the studio system is backfiring... and it's exciting for us actors." Scandal! 10:03: "The Coen brothers are freaky little people." Brolin is my beacon of, erm, smartitude. 10:04: Show's over, kids. Hope you enjoyed watching as much as I did ogling. - Sandra Kofler TVGuide.com's Screen Actors Guild Awards coverage: " Winners and nominees " Photo galleries " Videos " Cheers & Jeers on The Sopranos' wins