Question: OK, in order to answer this question, you will need to work all of your entertainment connections and call in any favors owed to you. Can you try to find out if Saturday Night Live will ever have a funny skit again?

Answer:

According to several well-placed sources, yes, SNL will have a funny skit again, but it won't air until May 5, 2007. More precisely, it'll be the sketch immediately following guest host Alec Baldwin's opening monologue. Wow, am I good at my job or what!?