Question: OK, the Gilmore Girls asterisk quiz is still impossible. Those very few letters you filled in didn't help at all! I'll send you a case of Snapple if you give us more hints.

Answer: I give up! You guys have finally worn me down. I've gone ahead and filled in the entire last sentence. And here's a tip: If you can figure out what's between those dashes, you're more than halfway there. "**t * ******* * ***** ****** i* i* **e **** ** ** *s****** ****. * **** ** ** **** ********* **a* ******* *** *********** **** * ****** ****** * ** ******* *** **** ***** ****** ******** *****s. If anyone asks, you did not hear it from me."