Dolly Parton by Rick Diamond/ Dolly Parton by Rick Diamond/

Sorry, folks, but no way was I sticking an item about the adorable Dolly Parton in the same section as an item about the deplorable Marilyn Manson. After working "9 to 5" all these years, she deserves her own headline, dagnabbit. So what's the story? In February, for the first time in nearly 20 years, she's releasing a mainstream country album, which she'll follow up with a world tour. No bluegrass. No folk. It's gonna be heaven! Faith Hill, you've been warned.