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You obviously do not have a ...

Question: You obviously do not have a self-esteem problem. I'm just wondering… have you ever pulled a muscle from kissing your own ass? Answer: Not since I started stretching every morning.

Michael Ausiello

Question: You obviously do not have a self-esteem problem. I'm just wondering have you ever pulled a muscle from kissing your own ass?

Answer: Not since I started stretching every morning.