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I bought my son new sheets ...

Question: I bought my son new sheets and didn't wash them before I put them on his bed. They were blue and now he looks like a Smurf! Answer: That's hysterical! In related news, child welfare will be stopping by later today to take custody of your son. 

Michael Ausiello

Question: I bought my son new sheets and didn't wash them before I put them on his bed. They were blue and now he looks like a Smurf!

Answer: That's hysterical! In related news, child welfare will be stopping by later today to take custody of your son.