Jonathan Rhys Meyers by Dimitrios Kambouris/WireImage.com Jonathan Rhys Meyers by Dimitrios Kambouris/WireImage.com

Seven months out of rehab, and Jonathan Rhys Meyers has gotten himself busted for public drunkenness and disturbing the peace. But of course! How better to celebrate a hit series and those enviably high cheekbones? At the Dublin airport on Sunday, the Tudors lead was twice confronted by police about what the Associated Press describes as "erratic, abusive behavior" at a British airline gate. When he refused to chill, they finally hauled him in, cheekbones and all. - Ben Katner