Matt Damon Finally Named "Sexiest Man Alive"

But considering the way his Ocean's 11 pals George Clooney and Brad Pitt have had to campaign for him for the last six years, you'd think he's gotta be kinda embarrassed, right? Wrong. "You've given an aging suburban dad the ego boost of a lifetime," Damon tells People. Come back when you've got a vodcast as spiffy as Mitovich's, Damon, and then we'll talk aging-suburban-dad ego boosts. — Ben Katner