Man of Steel to Get a Band of Gold

Brandon "Superman" Routh will tie the knot with girlfriend Courtney Ford on Saturday, the New York Post reports. Guests at the glam to-do, being held at the Santa Barbara ranch of Superman Returns producer Jon Peters, are expected to include Kate "I Know Margot Kidder, and You, Miss, Are No Margot Kidder" Bosworth, Kevin "Lex Luthor" Spacey, Winona Ryder, Mickey Rourke and Ashley Olsen. Apparently mistaking Routh for a big star, Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger has gone so far as to close the air space around the ranch. Exqueeze me, but I didn't see Jennifer Aniston's name on that guest list or Angelina Jolie's, so what's the point? — Ben Katner