Lindsay Lohan Goes Under the Knife

Is there no limit to the lengths Lindsay Lohan will go to grab a headline? Not feeling well as of late, the starlet checked into a hospital Wednesday night and is heading into surgery this afternoon to have her appendix removed. "She will be recuperating for a few days," Lohan's rep tells E! Online, "but then she will be totally fine." I venture to say that this is the closest a gent with a postgrad education has gotten to La Lo's hoo-ha.