Here Are All the Marathons Happening This July Fourth Weekend

In the year 1776, a bunch of dudes signed the all important Declaration of Independence, a document that grants every American the right to watch Law & Order forever and ever until they shrivel up and die.

It also guarantees each and every one of us the right to eat corn on the cob, avoid our relatives and watch hours of uninterrupted television at the same time every year. Americans call this Independence Day, and in honor of this year's holiday, here are all the TV marathons you can watch independently (or with friends, if you're inclined) this weekend, from Syfy's never-ending Twilight Zone lineup to all the Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives you can stomach. Because nothing says America like Guy Fieri!

FRIDAY, JULY 1

Star Trek: The Next Generation (12 a.m. - 8 p.m., BBC America)
Alaska Mega Machines(12:06 a.m. - 6 a.m., Science Channel)
Friday Night Lights (3 a.m. - 5 p.m., Pivot)
Married...With Children (6 a.m. - 9:30 a.m., TBS)
Cops (6 a.m. - 10 a.m., WGN America)
Outrageous Acts of Science (6 a.m. - 4 p.m., Science Channel)
Law & Order: SVU (7 a.m. - 7 p.m., USA)
Flip or Flop (7 a.m. - 12 p.m., HGTV)
Sanford & Son (8 a.m. - 8 p.m., TV One)
Rehab Addict(8:30 a.m. - 2 p.m., DIY Network)
A Haunting (9 a.m. - 1 p.m., Destination America)
Numb3rs (9 a.m. - 4 p.m., ion)
Raising Hope (9 a.m. - 1 p.m., FXX)
Tanked (9 a.m. - 11:04 p.m., Animal Planet)
Blue Bloods (1o a.m. - 4 p.m., WGN America)
Snapped (10 a.m. - 12 a.m. Saturday, Oxygen)
Will & Grace (10 a.m. - 3 p.m., WeTV)
Wahlburgers(10 a.m. - 3 p.m., A&E)
Ancient Aliens (12 p.m. - 4 a.m. Saturday, History)
CSI (12 p.m. - 8 p.m., Esquire)
Botched (12 p.m. - 7 p.m., E!)
Ridiculousness(12:05 p.m. - 4:55 p.m., MTV)
Key & Peele(12:42 p.m. - 5:10 p.m., Comedy Central)
Bones(1 p.m. - 8 p.m., TNT)
Tiny House Hunters (1 p.m. - 8 p.m., HGTV)
Nashville Flipped (2 p.m. - 6 p.m., DIY Network)
Homicide Hunter(2 p.m. - 6 p.m., Investigation Discovery)
Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives (2 p.m. - 4 a.m. Saturday, Food Network)
Love Thy Neighbor (2 p.m. - 10 p.m., OWN)
The Haunted(3 p.m. - 7 p.m., Destination America)
Law & Order (3 p.m. - 1:55 a.m. Saturday, SundanceTV)
Criminal Minds (4 p.m. - 11 p.m., ion)
Futurama (5:11 p.m. - 7:40 p.m., Comedy Central)
The Simpsons(6 p.m. - 12 a.m. Saturday, FXX)
Texas Flip and Move (6 p.m. - 4 a.m. Saturday, DIY Network)
Modern Family (7 p.m. - 1 a.m. Saturday, USA)
Sharkfest (7 p.m. - 3 a.m. Saturday, Nat Geo Wild)
Good Times (8 p.m. - 3 a.m. Saturday, TV One)
Women in Prison (8 p.m. - 2 a.m. Saturday, TLC)
Parks and Recreation(8 p.m. - 11 p.m., Esquire)
South Park (10:27 p.m. - 1:07 p.m., Comedy Central)

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SATURDAY, JULY 2

What on Earth?(12:06 a.m. - 12:06 a.m. Sunday, Science Channel)
Law & Order (6 a.m. - 1 p.m., TNT)
Swamp Murders (6 a.m. - 9 a.m., Investigation Discovery)
Dr. Jeff: Rocky Mountain Vet (6 a.m. - 10:03 p.m., Animal Planet)
Tiny House, Big Living(7 a.m. - 1 p.m., HGTV)
Yard Crashers(7 a.m. - 8 p.m., DIY Network)
Underground(7 a.m. - 5 p.m., WGN America)
George Lopez(7:12 a.m. - 11 a.m., TV Land)
The Revolution (8 a.m. - 5 p.m., History)
Ridiculousness (8:35 a.m. - 3 p.m., MTV)
Law & Order: SVU(9 a.m. - 1 a.m. Sunday, ion)
Nightmare Next Door (9 a.m. - 12 p.m., Investigation Discovery)
Good Times (9 a.m. - 4 p.m., TV One)
Roseanne(10 a.m. - 5 p.m., WeTV)
Snapped (10 a.m. - 12 a.m. Sunday, Oxygen)
NCIS(10 a.m. - 11 p.m., USA)
Reba (11 a.m. - 9 p.m., TV Land)
Outlander (12 p.m. - 1 a.m. Sunday, Starz)
Fear Thy Neighbor (12 p.m. - 3 p.m., Investigation Discovery)
For Better or Worse (1 p.m. - 9 p.m., OWN)
Mountain Monsters (1 p.m. - 12 a.m. Sunday, Destination America)
Fixer Upper (1 p.m. - 8 p.m., HGTV)
Silicon Valley (1 p.m. - 6 p.m., HBO2)
Keeping Up With the Kardashians (2 p.m. - 7 p.m., E!)
Deadly Women (3 p.m. - 6 p.m., Investigation Discovery)
Sanford & Son (4:30 p.m. - 12 a.m. Sunday, TV One)
Law & Order (5 p.m. - 1 a.m. Sunday, WeTV)
Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives(7 p.m. - 4 a.m. Sunday, Food Network)
The Big Bang Theory(7:30 p.m. - 11 p.m., TBS)
American Pickers(8 p.m. - 4 a.m. Sunday, History)
The Vanilla Ice Project (8 p.m. - 4 a.m. Sunday, DIY Network)
Modern Family (11 p.m. - 1 a.m. Sunday, USA)
Animal Kingdom (9 p.m. - 1 a.m. Sunday, TNT)

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SUNDAY, JULY 3

Love & Hip Hop Atlanta (12 a.m. - 6 a.m. Monday, VH1)
South Park (1 a.m. - 5 a.m., MTV)
Law & Order (1 a.m. - 1 p.m., TNT)
Dr. Jeff: Rocky Mountain Vet (1:05 a.m. - 5 a.m., Animal Planet)
Planet Earth: Life(2 a.m. - 10 a.m., BBC America)
MythBusters (3 a.m. - 12:06 a.m. Monday, Science Channel)
Mega Decks (7 a.m. - 12 p.m., DIY Network)
Parks and Recreation (7 a.m. - 3 p.m., Esquire)
Ridiculousness (7 a.m. - 11:30 a.m., MTV)
The Walking Dead(7 a.m. - 7 p.m., AMC)
Empire (7 a.m. - 7 p.m., TV One)
Criminal Minds (7 a.m. - 1 p.m., A&E)
Flea Market Flip(7 a.m. - 1 p.m., HGTV)
The Golden Girls (7:48 a.m. - 4 p.m., TV Land)
Leverage(9 a.m. - 3 a.m. Monday, ion)
1000 Ways to Die(9:20 am - 12 p.m., Comedy Central)
Roseanne(10 a.m. - 4 p.m., WeTV)
Planet Earth(10 a.m. - 9 p.m., BBC America)
Snapped (10 a.m. - 12 a.m. Monday, Oxygen)
Cops (10 a.m. - 2 p.m., WGN America)
Game of Thrones(11 a.m. - 9 p.m., HBO2)
Law & Order: SVU (11 a.m. - 9.m., USA)
The Last Alaskans (11 a.m. - 4 p.m., Animal Planet)
Sons of Liberty(11 a.m. - 5 p.m., History)
Holmes Makes It Right(12 p.m. - 5 p.m., DIY Network)
Beachfront Bargain Hunt (1 p.m. - 9 p.m., HGTV)
Undercover Boss (2 p.m. - 7 p.m., TLC)
The Simpsons (3 p.m. - 7 p.m., FXX)
Reba (4 p.m. - 9 p.m., TV Land)
Ghosts of Shepherdstown(4 p.m. - 12 a.m. Monday, Destination America)
North Woods Law(4 p.m. - 12:04 a.m. Monday, Animal Planet)
CSI: Miami (4 p.m. - 5 a.m. Monday, WeTV)
American Pickers(5 p.m. - 4 a.m. Monday, History)
Barnwood Builders (5 p.m. - 4 a.m. Monday, DIY Network)
Impractical Jokers(6 p.m. - 4 a.m., truTV)
National Lampoon's Vacation films (6 p.m. - 2:15 a.m. Monday, SundanceTV)
Undercover Boss (7 p.m. - 3 a.m., Monday, OWN)
Cops (7:30 p.m. - 11 p.m., WGN America)
Empire (11 p.m. - 5:05 p.m. Monday, TV One)
The Twilight Zone(11:30pm - 4 a.m. Tuesday, July 5, Syfy)

What to stream this weekend

MONDAY, JULY 4

Ridiculousness (12 a.m. - 8 a.m., MTV)
BBQ Pitmasters(3 a.m. - 1 p.m., Destination America)
Disappeared(3 a.m. - 7 a.m., Investigation Discovery)
Married... With Children(5 a.m. - 9 a.m., TBS)
The Three Stooges(6 a.m. - 6 p.m., IFC)
How It's Made (6 a.m. - 12:06 a.m. Tuesday, Science Channel)
Say Yes to the Dress (6 a.m. - 12 p.m., TLC)
NCIS (7 a.m. - 8 p.m., USA)
Desperate Landscapes (7 a.m. - 11 a.m., DIY Network)
United States of Animals (7 a.m. - 11 a.m., Nat Geo Wild)
The Vanishing Women (7 a.m. - 11 a.m., Investigation Discovery)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer(7 a.m. - 7 p.m., Pivot)
Fixer Upper(7 a.m. - 12 p.m., HGTV)
Homeland (8 a.m. - 8 p.m., Showtime)
America, the Story of Us (8 a.m. - 8 p.m., History)
Grey's Anatomy (8 a.m. - 2 p.m., Lifetime)
Douglas Family Gold(8:30 a.m. - 11:30 a.m., Oxygen)
The Andy Griffith Show (9 a.m. - 8 p.m., TV Land)
Blue Bloods (9 a.m. - 7 p.m., WGN America)
Criminal Minds (9 a.m. - 3 a.m. Tuesday, ion)
Law & Order: Criminal Intent (10 a.m. - 4 p.m., WeTV)
Brunch @ Bobby's (10 a.m. - 2 p.m., Cooking Channel)
Decked Out(11 a.m. - 3 p.m., DIY Network)
Untold Stories of the ER(12 p.m. - 12 a.m. Tuesday, TLC)
Lakefront Bargain Hunt(12 p.m. - 8 p.m., HGTV)
Cooks vs. Cons (1 p.m. - 7 p.m., Food Network)
Man Fire Food(2 p.m. - 8 p.m., Cooking Channel)
Veep (2:30 p.m. - 7:30 p.m., HBO2)
Yukon Men(3 p.m. - 11:03 p.m., Animal Planet)
Yard Crashers (3 p.m. - 4 a.m., DIY Network)
Ridiculousness (3:30 p.m. - 10:15 p.m., MTV)
CSI: Miami (4 p.m. - 5 a.m. Tuesday, WeTV)
Cops (4 p.m. - 8 p.m., WGN America)
Fatal Attraction (5:06 p.m. - 5 a.m. Tuesday, TV One)
Angie Tribeca(6 p.m. - 8:30 p.m., TBS)
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Chopped (7 p.m. - 4 a.m. Tuesday, Food Network)
American Pickers(8 p.m. - 4 a.m. Tuesday, History)

What will you be watching this weekend?