Let me preface this Michael Jackson trial update by saying that Thursday's testimony was so lurid that the singer's mother and brother Tito walked out in the middle of it. A former Neverland security guard described in graphic detail how he once saw Jacko kiss, fondle and perform oral sex on a 10-year-old boy, who later received a multimillion-dollar settlement from the singer. During cross-examination, the defense accused the witness of making the whole thing up to get even. Also on Thursday, a former Neverland maid testified that she saw the pop star kiss Macaulay Culkin on the cheek while his hand was on the child star's bum. Guess he thought they were home alone. ("Oh, no you didn't!" "Oh, yes I did!")