Conan O'Brien by Dana Edelson/NBC Photo Conan O'Brien by Dana Edelson/NBC Photo

A Boston priest has been arrested on charges of stalking Conan O'Brien. (Hey, for once at least it isn't child molestation.) The twisted padre contacted the talk-show host's parents and has been bombarding him with threatening letters since 2006. When he was denied entry to a taping of the program, his next missive asked, "Is this the way you treat your most dangerous fans?" Sheesh. It's enough to make me glad I didn't pursue my original dream of becoming a superpopular male model. - Ben Katner