Question: You are my hero for not spoiling Lost's "rattlesnake in the mailbox."
Answer: Yeah, well, some would say the damage had already been done. As many of you know, a very detailed synopsis of Lost's season finale rattlesnake included was leaked onto a certain spoilery website about two weeks ago. And like some kind of evil cyber-terrorist plot, the link quickly found its way onto Lost message boards far and wide. Luckily, many of you heeded my warning to steer clear of all rattlesnake-related spoilers. I only wish I had had such restraint. As awesome as the finale was, it would've been that much cooler had I not known that Jack was flashing forward. (Unlike many of you, I never would've picked up on the Razr phone. I'm just not that bright.)