The Golden Globe Awards, aka a "night of partying and heavy drinking," are on Sunday, and when the booze is flowing and food isn't being eaten, all bets are off. In honor of the sloppiest and most unpredictable party in town, let's look back at some of its best sloshed moments.

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1. When Glenn Close had a drunken seizure

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2. When J. Law double-fisted

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3. When Bette Midler developed an oral fixation



4. When Andrew Garfield forgot how to talk


5. When Christian Bale broke his face

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6. When Hugh Grant had some theories about Renee Zellweger


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7. When Jacqueline Bisset couldn't form words at first and then wouldn't stop


8. When Jack Nicholson got even more relaxed


9. ... and Kathy Bates approved


10. When Harrison Ford slurred through his whole speech


11. When Elizabeth Taylor suffered from premature presentation


12. When Brendan Fraser did this


13. When Ben Kingsley and his wife were rounding second base


14. When Julia Roberts apparently pre-gamed all day


15. When Emma Thompson was the best


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16. When Diddy let it flow

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17. ... and ambushed Bono

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18. ... and helped us get through this together

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The Golden Globes airs Sundays at 8 pm ET / 5 pm PT on NBC.