Sex Toys, Erotic Novels and Porn: A Timeline of Everything Farrah Abraham Has Done Since Teen Mom Premiered

Since Teen Mom debuted in December 2009, no one has stretched out their 15 minutes more than Farrah Abraham, even after the series ended in 2012. From trying to pass off her porno as a sex tape to appearing on Couples Therapy alone, the reality star's thirst might be limitless. As she returns for Teen Mom OG (Monday, March 23 at 10/9c on MTV), here's a look back at all her ridiculousness.

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January 2011: Abraham, then 19, poses as Miss May in J. Anthony Digital Photography's "Mastering the Art of American Motorcycles" calendar, straddling a red "wolf" bike in an outfit she apparently designed herself: a cut-out faux wolf skin ensemble meant to evoke Little Red Riding Hood.

July 6, 2011: After upgrading from an A cup to a C cup for $5,000, Abraham debuts her new assets on third season premiere of Teen Mom, which chronicles her surgery and recovery. "I thought I lost 'boobage' from having a baby," she explained to Us Weekly. She later informs her surgeon that her "implants are doing wonderful." Meanwhile, she tells TVGuide.com that she's not a whore, but a role model.

July 17, 2011: Abraham tweets that she's going to be in "the New Charlie Angels movie." The reality: She attended a casting call for extras for ABC's blink-and-you-missed-it Charlie's Angels TV show... and was not chosen.

Dec. 2, 2011: After Kourtney Kardashian, then 32, and Scott Disick, then 28, reveal they're expecting their second child, Abraham lashes out at Kardashian because... she's a teen mom? "Im [sic] Shocked Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again, Did she not learn anything from TEEN MOM? Maybe its [sic] a fake pregnancy like kims [sic] wedding SAD," she tweets. Kardashian and Disick respond in kind.

August 2012: Abraham releases an autobiography, which reaches No. 11 on The New York Times bestsellers list, and an Auto-Tuned album both titled My Teenage Dream Ended. Our ears were never the same.

Aug. 28, 2012: Abraham calls Gary Shirley, Amber Portwood's ex, a "pig" and "POS" on Twitter after the former couple have a blow-up on the series finale of Teen Mom.
September 2012: Abraham claims she's getting her own spin-off... which never transpires.

Oct. 7, 2012: The 21-year-old gets rhinoplasty and chin implants costing $16,000. "I don't have to hate anything on my face ever again," she tells In Touch. "I feel gorgeous!"

Jan. 5, 2013: Upon discovering that her 3-year-old daughter Sophia has a unibrow, Abraham reveals in a blog that she "felt bad for her" and attempted to wax it off. When that "science project" failed, she says she then tweezed her daughter's eyebrows while she slept. "The next morning I showed her and told her how well she did and she didn't even know, She was more intrigued now to be OK with upkeeping her non-unibrow. I could tell she was proud," she writes. "Ah I feel like a good mom." After getting criticized, Abraham defends her toddler beauty regimen: "If I can help my daughter in a little way by just plucking a few hairs.. I think I did something right," she tells ABC News.

March 18, 2013: Abraham gets arrested for DUI in Omaha, blowing a .147 during a field sobriety test, which is almost twice the legal limit in Nebraska. She later pleads guilty and is sentenced to six months probation and sobriety tests, and must pay a $500 fine.

April 8, 2013: After TMZ reports that a sex tape featuring Abraham was being shopped around, porn star James Deen reveals that they had shot a porno for Vivid Entertainment. Abraham says that she had hired Deen to make a "personal video" because she's "sad sometimes," but maintains that it was a leaked sex tape. "I have no relationships and I'm, like, sad sometimes," she explains to Entertainment Tonight. "So, taking all this into consideration, which some find it hard to, that's what brought me here today. I felt this was my way of embracing my sexuality and being happy for me."

April 17, 2013: Two tapes of Abraham auditioning for Days of Our Lives surface online. NBC later denies a report that claimed Abraham will be playing a hooker named Destiny on the soap.

May 6, 2013: Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom is released after Abraham decides to sell the sex tape. She gets $1 million for it from Vivid, less than her asking price of "a couple million." "I am happy with the seven figure settlement I have reached, with who I feel to be the best adult entertainment company in the industry, Vivid," she says in a statement. "This is a risk for me to take, however I feel comfortable having given the rights to Vivid, a company I know can handle the media and press surrounding my sexuality." Vivid founder Steve Hirsch says, "Farrah's looks remind me of a young Kim Kardashian, and we all know how her story turned out."

May 12, 2013: A month after filming Backdoor Teen Mom, Abraham is blatantly photographed buying a pregnancy test, which Deen slams as a publicity stunt because, well, it's impossible to get pregnant doing what they did. But Deen says he figured Abraham had something up her sleeve when she made a, um, request after their first shoot. "So I thought in my head this is the type of behavior that could happen -- that she wanted to create a fake pregnancy scam," he tells Celebuzz. "And I was told she was on birth control, but she's known for being a Teen Mom so I was a bit concerned."

May 17, 2013: Abraham reveals the results of her pregnancy test... on a show called The Test. "DEEP BREATHE [sic] 'I'M NOT PREGNANT!!!' Thank GOD ! Happy I Showed everyone on 'The Test' I have nothing to hide :)" she tweets.

May 18, 2013: Spinboi Films announces a deal with Abraham to develop a "reality docu-soap." It also never transpires.

June 3, 2013: For a cool $7,145, Abraham goes under the knife again to replace her C-cup saline implants with D-cup silicone ones. She had to wait until she turned 22 on May 31 to get the procedure, the minimum age required by the FDA for silicone implants.

June 12, 2013: After initially saying she won't watch Backdoor Teen Mom, Abraham shares on Howard Stern's radio show that she masturbates to the tape. "I masturbate to... I like to watch my own video," she says. "I mean, I've had my video for a while so I've seen it... a lot."

June 13, 2013: Abraham shares her text conversation with Charlie Sheen -- in which she suggests a coffee date and asks for a role on Anger Management -- on TMZ, causing the actor to lash out at her. "hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua; I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us," he writes to her.

July 1, 2013: Abraham enters an outpatient rehab center for alcohol abuse. "At this time in my life, I need to stay focused on the positive to get through all of the negative that a DUI has caused in my life," she says. "I'm 22 and I want to make better choices and ensure I can recognize when I am putting myself in a bad situation next time."

July 18, 2013: While on Matty P's Radio Happy Hour, Abraham thinks Trayvon Martin, the slain teen boy at the center of the George Zimmerman trial, is a girl... and that she's met "her" before. "I feel like I've met her or something," she says. "It sounds so familiar ... I don't know what she is so I can't picture the person with the name right now."

Sept. 3, 2013: Abraham has this exchange with the Miami New Times:

It sounds pretty sh---y that he went behind your back and leaked your personal tape. Do you consider yourself a feminist?
I'm pretty feminine. I think so.

Not feminine-- feminist.
What does that mean, you're a lesbian or something?

No, that's not what I'm asking at all.
What context are you saying it in?
It's a complicated concept, but I guess at its most basic, it means that women are equal to men.
Oh, I definitely feel that women are equal to men. No doubt about that. I mean women should have equal rights to men, every day.

Sept. 22, 2013: Abraham makes molds of her breasts and private parts for a sex toy line and, of course, documents the whole process in a video. (Needless to say, NSFW.)

Nov. 12, 2013: Abraham joins Season 4 of Couples Therapy despite not being in a relationship. According to Radar, she had been gunning for a spot on the show for a year, but was rejected in favor of Teen Mom co-stars and actual couple Catelynn and Tyler for Season 3 because she was single. Since she was flying solo, Season 4 would focus on why Abraham's relationships fail.

Jan. 2, 2014: On the day of Couples Therapy's season premiere, DJ Brian Dawe reveals in an interview with Starcasm that Abraham had asked him to fake a relationship with her to go on the show. At the last minute, he decided he couldn't go through with it and explained it to producers via email. "I decided my morals and integrity were worth more than any amount of money," Dawe says. "I stepped out of the security line [at the airport] and made a life-changing decision to stand up for what I believe in and turn down the check I would be receiving for my appearance on this show." For her part, Abraham tweets: "F--- loser boyfriends who use me! & can't face the truth!!" she wrote. "I can face the music. WATCH! NEW SEASON #4 of @VH1 @CouplesTherapyV."

Feb. 5, 2014: In an interview with In Touch, Abraham says she was drugged and raped at strip clubs and porn conventions, where she made appearances for Backdoor Teen Mom. "I was drugged and raped more than once. I allowed the [wrong] type of people into my life," she says. "It was a very dark time."

Feb. 6, 2014: Abraham finally admits on Couples Therapy that her "leaked sex tape" was in fact a porno. "I signed some sh-- away that I'm f---ing against and I can't even talk about it because I signed this huge f---ing contract, she says. The same day, Vivid announces a sequel to the first film, Farrah 2: Backdoor and More, comprised of new footage with Deen to be released the following week, and blasts Abraham for her rape allegations and her implication that Vivid put her in unsafe environments. "[We] had no idea [Abraham would] turn around so abruptly and play us like this," the company says in a statement. "Here's one big, ridiculous thing we don't pity her for: sociopath liar Farrah Abraham has a second (a second!) sex tape coming out quite quickly, and this time, it's no 'fake' 'leak' -- it's the real, raw, ridiculous deal, and it suits Farrah's underhanded personality herself."

March 17, 2014: Before "Shake It Off," there was "Blowin," Abraham's Auto-Tuned abomination to the haters. Sample lyric: Live and learn /Be better than normal / Make those mistakes / You're blowin' (you're blowin') all their minds away / (Appearance, Sexuality, Ability)

April 2, 2014: Abraham announces she'll be writing an "erotic romance" trilogy book series, which will be a fictionalized account of her experience as a reality-turned-porn star. (Her protagonist is named Fallon Opal.) The first, Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making, is releasedJuly 1.

July 11, 2014: Abraham releases her sex toy line and attends the launch party in nothing but lingerie.

August 2014: Abraham starts working at Austin strip club Palazio Gentlemen's Club for "research." I've been trying out all the roles that make up a gentleman's club, including cocktailing and dancing. There's management and there's cooking too. It's job shadowing that I hope pays off," she tells E! "In the same way Jennifer Aniston researched her role as a stripper [for We're the Millers], that's what I'm doing. It's how I get the information to write my books and do my movies."

Oct. 27, 2014: Abraham dresses up as Frozen's Elsa to shill her sex toys at Hustler in Hollywood.

Jan. 6, 2015: Abraham gets a botched lip injection, which results in her swollen top lip protruding far over her lower one, and naturally shares the aftermath on Twitter.