For both of you who haven't heard, on tonight's Primetime Live American Idol expos&#233, season 2 contestant Corey Clark — you remember him, he's the class act who was disqualified for having roughed up his baby sister — will claim that he scored with judge Paula Abdul. "She was like, 'I wanna look out after you like, like, I'm your mom,'" the punk will say, according to ABC News. "Then she was like, 'Well, more like your sister,'... then like, 'Well, maybe more like your special friend.'" Then like, "Maybe more like the patsy some cold-hearted snake will take advantage of to get his sorry butt back in the spotlight."