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And here is where my suspension of disbelief is suddenly suspended. Jesse is still alive when his dad comes to rescue him a good while later. By now, the trailer is practically underwater, and it should follow that Jesse would drown. But no, he of course floats to the single air pocket in the entire place. Still, he hasn't escaped unscathed. Did you note the puncture wounds on his back? They're suspiciously similar to the "12 prods" in Dave's leg, in the skeleton that was in the car trunk and in the missing Air Force officer.
Uncle Dave delivers the goods, as usual. Hung up on the conspiracy theory of Hurricane Eve being a "smoke screen," he investigates the wedding band that remains from the trunk corpse. Now, let's overlook the obvious connection to the evil sheriff, which I called within minutes. More important is Dave's utter cluelessness about the inscription "Two become one." "Do you think that means something?" he muses. Not always the brightest in the bunch, that Dave Vanessa Rothschild
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