Question: What does it take for you to respond to my messages? I've written you about Gilmore Girls, Everwood, the Trojans.... I see so many other people write to you about all sorts of random things and I just wonder what makes you choose one message over the others.

Answer: Don't take this personally, Sarah, but there's something about you that rubs me the wrong way. Just kidding. Here's some Everwood scoopage that'll hopefully put us back on good terms. Nip/Tuck's Kelly Carlson will reprise her role as "sultry" Ada to, per WB, "test Bright's faithfulness to Hannah." That sounds bad.