<EM>Alias</EM> Alias

Question: What did you think of the Emmys? (Lauren and Mariska both looked gorgeous!)

Answer: All told, it was a painfully snooze-inducing affair (Doris! Brad! Tony! Raymond!) peppered with a few moments of hilarity (Zach and Hugh's little Brit bit, Ali G's gay-porn detour) and genuine emotion (Felicity's acceptance speech, Dan and Tom's tribute to Peter Jennings). And yes, my girls were, without question, the belles of the ball. But enough about all that. Let's get to the scoop!