Question: Could you devote your whole column to just Gilmore Girls spoilers, like you did with Lost a while back?

Answer: What's in it for me? If one scoop gets me a rare Smurf, then a whole column's worth of scoop should net me at least two cases of Snapple delivered to TV Guide's New York headquarters c/o me. You mull that over while I put the finishing touches on my exclusive interview with Amy Sherman-Palladino, which  I may decide to run in this Friday's Ausiello Report.