Question: I see the delectable Wentworth Miller has overtaken you in the "Most Popular Celebrity" stakes on tvguide.com.

Answer: Damn him! OK, folks, desperate times call for desperate measures. Stop what you're doing, scroll up to the top of the screen, type my full name into the search field and then click the search button. With your help, I'll be back on top of Wentworth in no time. (Don't even go there.)