David Spade's has-been satire Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star debuted atop the weekend box office with a rather lame $7 million. That was the lowest-grossing No. 1 opening since Ashley Judd's Eye of the Beholder took in $6 million back in 2000. Still, Spade and Co. fared better than Heath Ledger, whose supernatural thriller The Order was DOA at No. 6 with $4.3 million. On the bright side, Ledger still has Naomi Watts to go home to. Or did they break up? I can't recall.