Starship's "We Built This City" was named the worst song ever by Blender magazine, which describes the 1985 hit as "the truly horrible sound of a band taking the corporate dollar while sneering at those who take the corporate dollar." (Well, duh.) Other tunes making the mag's "50 Worst Songs Ever!" list include Billy Ray Cyrus's "Achy Breaky Heart," Wang Chung's "Everybody Have Fun Tonight," Limp Bizkit's "Rollin'" and Madonna's "American Life." In related news...