While we're on the subject of TV Guide magazine, the April 26 edition marks the debut of a new weekly column penned by yours truly. Yes, the powers that be have finally recognized my genius and given me a chance to take my bad jokes, painful puns and showbiz scoops to a wider audience. As you know, I'm not one to toot my own horn, but reliable sources insist that the issue will be a collector's item, so I encourage all of you to run out and purchase multiple copies when it drops on Monday. For those interested in sending congratulatory gifts, I'm in the process of setting up a registry at Target.com. Check back here in coming weeks for further details.