Question: A simple question: How many total episodes of M*A*S*H aired in the 11 years it was on television? No bets, just curious. Terri, Aurora Ill.
Televisionary: A simple answer: 251. See for yourself in our M*A*S*H ShowGuide.
A judge gave convicted shoplifter Winona Ryder high marks for abiding by the rules of her probation at a hearing Monday in Los Angeles. If she keeps it up, there's talk her felony convictions could be reduced to misdemeanors. Ryder's next progress report hearing is slated for May 26.
In a surprise move, the traditionally indie-skewing New York Film Critics Circle chose a veritable blockbuster The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King as the top film of 2003. (The pic sneaks into 2,000 theaters at midnight tonight before officially opening tomorrow.) Bill Murray was named best actor for Lost in Translation and Hope Davis won best actress for American Splendor and The Secret Lives of Dentists. Meanwhile, the New York Film Critics Online and the San Francisco Film Critics Circle singled out Lost in Translation as the year's best movie.
Leonard A. Mueller, a senior executive of Inter-Con Security Systems, has been appointed traffic and security chief for the 76th Academy Awards ceremony on Feb. 29. Can you tell it's a slow news day?
Question: I was just wondering if there are going to be any new episodes of Insomniac with Dave Attell on Comedy Central anytime soon. Mike W., Granville, N.Y.
Televisionary: Rather than shooting new episodes, Dave Attell and company are now doing the show as quarterly specials, Mike. (Apparently he's got a very busy tour schedule now and, well... you try doing a regular staying-up-late series for four seasons, tough guy!) Look for the first, which involves a journey to the South and a visit to a Civil War reenactment, on Jan. 10 at 10 pm/ET.
Question: Jeanette Nolan played Sally Fergus on Gunsmoke. If I remember correctly she had a spinoff show of her own, playing Sally Fergus. If so, are there copies of her show available? Gene A. Jr., Dunreith, Ind.
Televisionary: None that I was able to locate, Gene, and given the extremely short time the series was on the air, I wouldn't hold my breath waiting for it to come out if I were you.
As you say, Dirty Sally, which debuted on CBS in January 1974, was a Gunsmoke spinoff. (Though again, if you technically define "spinoff" as a show's regular character getting their own series, Dirty Sally was more of a back-door pilot since Nolan's character appeared in only two Gunsmoke episodes.)
In the show, Nolan played a tough-as-rawhide, bottle-hoisting old lady who was headed for gold in California with her former-gunfighter pal Pike (Dallas's Dack Rambo
Robin Williams entertained American and Australian troops at the Baghdad International Airport on Tuesday during a U.S. military show that also featured actress Shannon Tweed, wrestler Kurt Angle and stock car driver Mike Wallace. "I'm looking at a group of heavily armed people here," Williams joked. "I'm telling myself, 'If you're not funny, it's a problem.'"
Starting tonight, the "your junk might be a treasure" show sets up shop in Indianapolis my hometown for the next three weeks. Hoosiers in the house!
You know you're a Fear Factor junkie when...
1. You can watch a guy wash down reindeer testicles with rancid egg nog and, instead of gagging, you think, "God, he's cute."
2. Pain-in-the-butt host Joe Rogan says, "I never cease to be amazed by what you freaks will eat." And you agree. Delightfully.
3. You see the set-up for the $50,000 underwater elimination stunt and
recognize it from the Super Bowl Playboy Playmate episode.
Look at Maya looking out for ex-husband Darnell. (How sweet!) And look at
Joan going all caroling Nazi. (How annoying.)
Half & Half
No she didn't! After Dee Dee's ex announced right before Christmas dinner t
Question: As long as Falcon Crest was on, was Jane Wyman the only cast member who stuck it out from beginning to end? Ken S., Loveland, Colo.
Televisionary: Nope, but she was just one of two major stars on the hit nighttime soap when it debuted in December 1981 who made it all the way to the final episode in May 1990. (The other was Lorenzo Lamas and, technically speaking, Wyman missed much of the final season but came back for the series' end.)
Why? Well, as has been the case with many a show sporting a large cast of strong-willed veterans and beautiful newcomers and to list all of Falcon Crest's players would wear my keyboard out the turmoil behind the scenes rivaled what ended up on screen.
For starters, Wyman, the Oscar-winning film (Miracle in the Rain, Magnificent Obsession, Johnny Belinda)