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LET'S MOTOR

The Fab Five have their queer eyes set on a sitcom gig. The stars of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy will play themselves on the Oct. 7 episode of Good Morning, Miami. No one said they had any taste in TV shows. read more

Christine Baranski's Happy Daze


These days, Christine Baranski is always smiling — and no, it's not because she's soused, either. Rather, the Cybill survivor is merely punch drunk because not only is she starring with John Larroquette in what may be this season's smartest comedy, NBC's Happy Family (premiering Sept. 9 at 8:30 pm/ET), but she's also still reaping the rewards of her stint as rich bitch Maryann.

"I so often hear from people, 'Oh, you're so much softer [than I expected you to be],'" the actress relates. "And I've had people come to do my hair and makeup for a photo and [be] like, 'Oh my God, I was so nervous about meeting you.'

"But," she adds quickly, "it's fun to have played that kind of character. I've been offered more free martinis in my life! I can step on a plane and [the stewardesses] will say, 'We'll get you your martini as soon as we take off.' So there are perks to being that character."

In the long run, however, Baransk read more

STORK REPORT

Marc Anthony and wife Dayanara Muniz celebrated the birth of their second child over the weekend. Ryan Anthony Muniz was born Saturday at North Shore University Hospital in Long Island, N.Y. read more

REALITY BITES

This has been a really bad week for onetime sitcom queen Roseanne Barr. As expected, ABC has pulled the plug on The Real Roseanne Show after just two weeks on the air. The news follows ABC Family's decision to cancel The Domestic Goddess Hour, the cooking show that served as the inspiration for Real Roseanne. And to top it all of? Barr is scheduled to undergo a hysterectomy today. When it rains, it hails. read more

GAY OR STRAIGHT?

Fox is developing a straight version of Bravo's addictive gay dating romp Boy Meets Boy. According to Variety, the network is producing a reality show in which a single gal attempts to make a love connection by choosing from a pool of single men — some of whom are gay. However, unlike on Boy Meets Boy, the bachelorette will be informed of the twist prior to production. In other words, expect the phrase "everything changes" to be used less frequently. read more

Chris Rock's New VMA Threat

When Chris Rock reports to his dressing room next Thursday for the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards, the show's host had better find the following things: cold Mountain Dew, a CD/DVD player, the local papers and Flintstones vitamins. Kiddie chewables? "Yeah," says the 38-year-old comic. "Regular vitamins mess with your stomach." Maybe America's favorite angry black man isn't so tough after all.


TV Guide: How did MTV convince you to host a third time?
Chris Rock:
They ask every year. I just don't like doing it every year because music doesn't change that much. So I wait it out. OK, there's no more 'N Sync jokes to tell, no more Backstreet Boys jokes...

TVG: Excuse me for saying this, but you're way out of the MTV demographic. How long do you think they're going to keep calling?
Rock:
I'm sure Arsenio was older than me when he hosted it. And Dennis Miller. Age doesn't really matter. They call because I'm a person w read more

X-Files Star Disses Skinner


Mitch Pileggi seems to be biting the hand that fed him for the better part of a decade. The former X-Files G-man confesses that he was more than ready to retire Skinner when the Fox drama ended its run in 2002.

"I played him for nine years — I'm ready to move on and play another character," says the 51-year-old actor and upcoming star of the WB's Tarzan redo. "Honestly, after The X-Files was over, I had to go back to acting class to see if I could still act.

"He never went anywhere," Pileggi adds of his stodgy FBI boss. "Yeah, he's a friend to [Mulder and Scully] and blah, blah, blah... I don't mean to be negative, but it's time to [move on]."

Oddly enough, Pileggi chose another heavy as his follow-up to Skinner — although he insists the evil CEO he plays on Tarzan (debuting Oct. 5 at 9 pm/ET) will not be nearly as limiting as his X-Files alter ego. "I think th read more

OOMPA LOOMPA!

Johnny Depp is in talks to play the role of Willy Wonka in Tim Burton's upcoming new adaptation of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Filming would likely start next year. read more

TRU OR FALSE?

A Fox spokesman is denying rumors that its new fall drama Tru Calling, starring Buffy the Vampire Slayer's Eliza Dushku, is being delayed to midseason. "[The rumors] are untrue," the rep tells TV Guide Online. read more

SECOND IN COMMAND

Actor Gary Cole — aka Mike Brady in the Brady Bunch films — has been elected the new vice president on NBC's The West Wing. He'll make his debut in this season's third episode. read more

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