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SHE'S BACK

Janet Jackson will make her first post-Super Bowl TV appearance on the very network she shamed — CBS. Jackson will visit the Late Show With David Letterman on Monday, March 29, to promote her new album and chat about Boobygate. As previously reported, Jackson is also slated to guest on Good Morning America, Saturday Night Live and On Air With Ryan Seacrest. read more

IT'S CONTAGIOUS

A seven-week investigation has led USA Today to conclude that one of its own — ex-reporter Jack Kelly — pulled a Jayson Blair by fabricating "substantial portions" of at least eight major stories. "As an institution, we failed our readers," says publisher Craig Moon. "For that I apologize." The full story appears in Friday's USA Today right next to a fun little chart about lead poisoning. read more

TRICKS OF THE TRADEMARK

Donald Trump is seeking to trademark his Apprentice phrase "You're Fired" with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office, according to The Smoking Gun. If he gets the OK, the hair-challenged mogul will be able to slap those words on clothing, games and playthings. In related news, rumor has it Omarosa is trying to trademark her signature phrases, "Ouch — my head!" and "Can we take a break?" read more

DAILY NEWS

Jon Stewart has inked a new four-year deal with Comedy Central to remain as host of The Daily Show at least through the 2008 presidential elections. "A lot of people like to get out when their show's still going well," Stewart said. "This gives me the opportunity to beat this thing into the ground." read more

MORE MESS FOR PEE-WEE

Actor Paul Reubens — aka Pee-wee Herman — has plead guilty to a misdemeanor obscenity charge for possessing allegedly pornographic photos of kids. He'll be on informal probation for three years, during which time he must stay away from children. In exchange, California prosecutors dropped a more serious child-pornography charge against him. "I am disappointed any part of my art collection was ever deemed inappropriate," Reubens said in a statement. "Taking responsibility by calling a few images in this collection 'obscene' and paying a $100 fine seemed like the sanest way to make it end." read more

YOU WANNA BE FIRED, TOO?

Speaking of The Apprentice, an estimated 2,000 aspiring moguls showed up Thursday in New York for a casting call to appear on the show's second season. Open auditions are also scheduled in Atlanta; Boston; Chicago; Miami; Cleveland; San Francisco; Austin, Texas; Omaha, Nebraska; Little Rock, Arkansas; Portland, Oregon and New Orleans. read more

MORE MOVIE NEWS

Everybody Loves Raymond's Brad Garrett has nabbed a supporting role in the Disney flick The Pacifier. It stars Vin Diesel as an undercover agent hired to protect a government scientist and his family, and I'm pretty sure it's a comedy. read more

MOVIE NEWS

Miss Match's Alicia Silverstone and Oscar-nominated actor Djimon Hounsou have joined the cast of Beauty Shop, MGM's forthcoming Barbershop spin-off starring Queen Latifah. Shooting begins next month. Onetime hobbit Elijah Wood, meanwhile, has signed on to star in Everything Is Illuminated, an adaptation of Jonathan Safran Foer's best-selling novel about a young American Jew's quest to find the woman who saved his grandfather from the Nazis. Finally, Gilmore Girls hottie Jared Padalecki rounds out the cast of horror remake House of Wax, which also stars Elisha Cuthbert (24), Chad Michael Murray (One Tree Hill) and Paris Hilton (porn). read more

IT'S CALLED KARMA

Some news is just too good to make up, folks: Disgraced New York Times plagiarist Jayson Blair's new book is tanking. Despite an avalanche of press coverage and a first printing of 250,000, Burning Down My Master's House has sold an anemic 1,400 copies in its first nine days of publication. In related news... read more

SHORT CUTS

Bravo has enlisted NewsRadio's Dave Foley, currently seen as Jack's beau on Will & Grace, to host the second season of Celebrity Poker Showdown this spring... Fox is moving The Bernie Mac Show from Sunday to Monday nights beginning March 22. read more

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