Teen Choice Awards
How killer is it that the very week a reader complains that some of us here at the 'Cooler write like teen girls, I get to cover this group hug to all things unblemished and underage? It's like, totally karmical, you know? And like, look at Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie in their hosty ho couture. That's hot. But you know what's not hot? The fact that less than seven minutes into the show, we got a bleeped-out F-bomb, a herpes joke and the Wayans brothers coining a new phrase for flatulence. Booty whistles. Lovely. What teens is this aimed toward? The ones in juvie or the ones spiking the prom punch with black-market Ritalin? Hopefully, the banshee howls of the audience kept the young ones from hearing that one. Because, you know, like, flatulence is so over. Now, The O.C. winning Choice TV Drama. Yeah, that's tight. No matter how old or young at heart, hello you are, aiiight?
D'oh! Um, we mean... yay! Actor Dan Castellaneta will snag this year's voice-over Emmy Award for his work on The Simpsons. For 15 years he's been the voice of Homer, Krusty the Clown, Grampa and Groundskeeper Willie, among other animated characters. The honor will be presented at the technical Emmys on Sept. 12, a week before the televised trophies are doled out. Castellaneta previously won the same category in 1992 and 1993.
In another celebrity effort to rock the vote, Mary J. Blige, Missy Elliott and Eve are recording a cover of the 1960s hit "Wake Up Everybody." The inspirational song will be released next month on an album that will benefit America Coming Together, a voter-mobilization group dedicated to ousting President Bush. Other music names attached to the project include hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons, Linda Ronstadt and Yoko Ono.
Aretha Franklin is doing it for herself. The Queen of Soul has lined up several financiers to back Aretha Records, her own label, Variety reports. Franklin's foray into the record business is to provide the songstress more creative control over her projects. She plans to finalize the deal after her Sept. 17 and 18 performances at the Greek Theatre in Los Angeles.
60 Minutes anchor Mike Wallace was issued a summons for disorderly conduct at a Manhattan police station Tuesday night after a confrontation with city inspectors. Reportedly, Wallace engaged in a heated argument with officials who said the correspondent's driver had double-parked his vehicle. Wallace was handcuffed and driven to the station, where he received his summons and was later released. CBS has issued a statement that Wallace is home and more information will be released if it becomes available.
Tall, dark and handsome, with a self-deprecating charm and kick-ass martial-arts skills, Adrian Paul was well suited to play TV's The Highlander. The 1992-98 action series, based on the Sean Connery movies, featured Paul as a swashbuckling 400-year-old Scot who'd rather make love than war. Oh, and he even managed to look dashing in a kilt. Here, TV Guide Online catches up with our immortal beloved for a little reminiscing, and a glimpse into his life post-Highlander.
TV Guide Online: Congrats. Your character was named one of TV Guide's 25 Greatest Sci-Fi Legends.
Adrian Paul: Duncan MacLeod. My goodness. He doesn't seem to want to go away. It's one of those things that's going to come back until I die, probably.
TVGO: Which is only appropriate for a show about Immortals.
Paul: This show's going to last. It'll be like Star Trek.
TVGO: I hear tell there's another Highlander movie in the works.
Gangs of New York star Leonardo DiCaprio is hooking up with Collateral director Michael Mann to bring the best-seller Public Enemies to the screen. According to Variety, the duo will collaborate on the drama, which chronicles the great crime wave of the 1930s. No word yet on whether DiCaprio will be on the right or the wrong side of the law.
Celebrity Poker Showdown has been an interesting gamble for Bravo. The show nearly went bust when Cingular Wireless withdrew sponsorship midway through its run, thanks to all the drinking and profanity. But Showdown still has a bright future in the cards. The second-season finale airs tomorrow at 9 pm/ET, and cohost Dave Foley, 41, says a third season is in the works. Here, the former NewsRadio and Kids in the Hall star dishes with TV Guide Online about the finale, his Will & Grace role and his commentating cohort, poker expert Phil Gordon.
TVGO: How did you get this gig?
Dave Foley: Bravo called to see if I was interested in doing it, but they wanted to know if I had any poker experience. Coincidentally, at the same time, I had been invited to play in the World Poker Tour's Celebrity Invitational. So I played in that. I had never played [the poker game] Texas Hold'em before, but I was the last celebrity in it. I fin
Oscar winner Sir Ben Kingsley has been tapped to star in the big-screen version of the popular video game BloodRayne. He'll play Kagan, the leader of an evil vampire army. And get this: Kristanna Loken, who played the Terminatrix in Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, will play his good-girl daughter, who's bent on defeating her diabolical daddy. The $47-million movie begins shooting in Romania later this month. And we're a lil' embarrassed to admit it, but this sounds good!
Woody Allen, move over. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Columbia Pictures has tapped Mark Perez to pen a family comedy for award-winning actress Diane Keaton, who will produce the untitled pic. Perez, who wrote the animated feature The Country Bears, is currently working on The Hardy Men for funnyman Ben Stiller and a remake of Back to School for MGM.